Let’s be real—your rear-naked choke isn’t taking down an 800-pound forest beast.
But you can start your day like a legend:
👉 Sasquatch Coffee – roasted for the bold, the brave, and the wildly overconfident.
Inspired by the “How to Fight a Bigfoot with BJJ” meme, we’re reminding everyone that caffeine
is your true survival tool. Whether you're wrestling cryptids or conquering your inbox, we've got you covered.
🔥 Get a *FREE 4oz coffee ($7.99 value) of your choice with the purchase of any 12oz or larger bag Use promo code 'Bigfootbonus'
Offer good through Memorial Day 5/26.
*to claim your FREE 4oz, select your
12oz or larger coffee, and add it to your cart, then add your 4oz selection and add it to cart. Then use your promo code at checkout.
⚡️ Fuel your adventure.
💬 What Our Customers Are Saying:
“Sasquatch Coffee hits like a freight train—with flavor! I drink it before hikes, and once... I swear I saw something move in the trees.”
— Derek W.,
Washington State
☕️ Shop Now
Stay caffeinated, stay alive,
— Gunnar & the Sasquatch Coffee Crew
P.S. Attempting jiu jitsu on Bigfoot? We
recommend just sipping coffee and sprinting.
P.P.S. Add a Bigfoot plush to your order for just $20
P.P.P.S. Grab one of our exclusive 'Beware of Bigfoot' mugs for just $10
